This is a complete list of the Brain's plans to take over the world.
- Go on the game show Gyp-Parody in order to win the $99,000 necessary to buy a Superconductive Magnetic Infindibulator, which he will use to deplete hydrogen and promote gravitational collapse, producing a magnetic charge from the center of the Earth so strong that anyone with loose change in their pockets will be drawn to the ground and stuck there. (Win Big)
- Run for President. (Meet John Brain)
Pinky and the Brain
- Go to Santa's office at the North Pole and put a hypnotic "Noodle Noggin" doll on every kid's Christmas list. On Christmas Day, when every kid receives the dolls, transmit a message telling them that Brain is their leader. (A Pinky and the Brain Christmas)