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I am the Evil Pirate Captain Mel is a song from Episode 3 of Animaniacs.

It is a parody of I Am the Captain of The Pinafore from H.M.S Pinafore.

Lyrics

Mel:
I am the evil pirate, Captain Mel,
Crewmen:
And a really evil pirate's, too.
Mel:
You are very, very kind.
I'm an evil mastermind,
And I'll do cruel things to you.
Crewmen:
We are very, very kind.
He's an evil mastermind,
And he'll do cruel things to you.
Mel:
I'll kick you in the knee,
poke your eye so you can't see,
and hit you with my sword.
Though I be a pirate swine,
I have to draw the line...
So I will not push you overboard.
Crewmen:
Whatever!
Mel:
No, never!
Crewman:
Whateverrrrrrr!
Mel:
Hardly everrrrrrrr!
Hahaha hahahahahaha!

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