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If I Could Have My Wish Then I'd Be Happy is a song from Wakko's Wish. The music and lyrics were written by Randy Rogel.

Lyrics

Yakko:
Did you ever wish that you could have
A wish that would come true?
I wonder what my wish would be,
Which I would want to wish, you see.
Which wish would be the wish for me?
Gee whiz, I wish I knew.
Dot:
I'd wish that we were happy
And be glad for what we've got (cough).
Wakko:
I'd wish an operation
For our little sister, Dot.
Yakko:
And I'd wish we could make this journey
When the weather's hot.
The Warners:
If you could reach that wishing star
And it was yours to take,
What is it you'd want the most
And what wish would you make?
The Brain:
Yes, Pinky!
If I could rule the world, then I'd be happy.
Pinky:
With Phar Fignewton, I'd be happy, too.
Plotz:
If I could be the king,
That would surely be the thing
That would really make me happy,
Yes, it's true!
Rita:
If I could have a home, then I'd be happy.
Runt:
And if you were happy, I'd be happy, too. Definitely.
Rita:
It's just a little task
And it isn't much to ask
If we could have our wish...
Runt:
And a little doggie dish...
Rita:
Then we'd be happy.
Ralph:
Dah, I know! If I were a policeman, I'd be happy!
Plotz:
You are a policeman, Ralph!
Ralph:
Oh. Nevermind.
Hello Nurse:
I would wish that every single person
Would appreciate me only for my mind,
Because I've got a mean IQ
Of one hundred ninety two.
They want me for my looks,
But never for my books.
So love me for my brain...
Yakko and Wakko:
HellOOOOOOOOO, BRAIN!
The Brain:
I am not amused.
Hello Nurse:
Then I'll be happy.
Ralph:
If I could have my wish, I'd be a constable.
Plotz:
Ralph, you are a constable!
Ralph:
Oh, sorry.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
This stupid dumb elixir!
I would wish that I could fix 'er
'Cause I've always been a failure und a flop!
The Goodfeathers:
We've been insulted and neglected
And we've never been respected
And we wish the wishing star would make it stop!
Ralph:
I know! If I could be the sheriff, I'd be happy!
Plotz:
Ralph, for crying out loud, you are the sheriff! You're the constable, you're a policeman, you're all of those things!
Ralph:
Aw, gee, I don't think I'm gettin' the hang of this song.
Slappy:
I've got bunions and arthritis
And lumbago and bursitis,
I need glasses and my kidney's got a stone.
I wish retirement, you see,
In a giant acorn tree
With everybody leavin' me alone!
Skippy:
I adore my Auntie Slappy
But it'd really make me happy
If I had some friends with little kids like me.
'Cause she's impatient and she's crabby
And she's always really gabby
If I had some friends my age...
Mindy:
Squirrely-wirrely!
Skippy:
Then I'd be happy!
Mindy:
WEEEEEEEEEE!
Buttons:
ARRROOOOO!!!!
Mindy:
Hee-hee, silly puppy! Okay, I love you, buh-bye!
All:
If we could have our wish then we'd be happy.
The Brain:
I want the world!
Rita:
I want a home!
The Goodfeathers:
We want respect!
Ralph:
Hey, I got it, now I do!
If my wish was coming true,
What I'd really like to do...
Plotz:
Yes?
Ralph:
Is direct!
The Warners:
If you wish on a wishing star...
Yakko:
You'll get your wish, you see,
And then, for sure, you're gonna be...
The Warners:
Happy!
Rita and Runt:
Happy!
Pinky and the Brain:
Happy!
Slappy, Skippy and Mindy:
Happy!
All:
When I get my wish then I'll be happy!!
King Salazar:
And when I get my wish, they'll all be gone.

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